High Five: Wittiest Quips from Flight Attendants
By Sandra Foster Lovas - December 30, 2009
1. “For passengers who’ve not been in a car since 1968…I will now demonstrate how to use your seatbelt.”
2. “In case of emergency, attach your oxygen mask before attaching any child’s mask. Then attach the mask of the child most likely to support you in old age. Next attach the oxygen mask of your other children–sometimes they surprise ya!”
3. “We’ve gotten you to your destination 15 minutes early. Tell everyone you see. You’d tell ‘em if we got you here late!”
4. “Sorry about those teeth-shattering shakes…and hold on to any loose crowns. The good news is: We did land…. we were not shot down!”
5. “These Jet Jockeys are a lot better at flying than they are at driving. So stay seated with your seatbelts on, until we come to a complete stop.”
About the author: Sandra Foster Lovas
Sandra is a published travel writer, poet, and author of an upcoming novel: “Christopher’s Legacy.” Her commissioned poetry business is "Poems to GO". For a poem honoring any occasion, contact sflovas@hotmail.com
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