happynewyearIn the spirit of David Letterman’s uproarious Top Ten, we’ve come up with our very own to celebrate the dawn of a new decade.

TOP TEN REASONS YOU KNOW 2010 IS ALREADY BETTER THAN 2009

10. You’re not transgression #17.

9. You know the name of the person you woke up next to.

8. You remember taking all of the new year’s eve pictures on your camera.

7. John Mayer is not singing about you.

6. The Secret Service isn’t calling you about the party you crashed last night.

5. You’re not friends with Bernie, you never fly Northwest Airlines, and you’re nickname isn’t Balloon Boy.

4. You’re still in possession of all of your sex tapes.

3. You didn’t spend Christmas with Charlie Sheen.

2. You have another 365 days to marry George Clooney.

1. You’re not an intern for David Letterman.