Dictionary Entry: pseudowhim
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: A fictitious word with humorous undertones; a new entry in the Vivanista slanguage fauxcabulary.

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Fictionary Entry: voluntearing
Part of Speech: verb
Definition: The act of becoming emotionally overwhelmed while volunteering.
Use in a Sentence: When the blind children ascended the stage to accept their corporate sponsor check, Gigi began voluntearing uncontrollably.

Fictionary Entry: benefitness
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: The excuse that volunteer hours count as cardiovascular exercise thereby negating the need to go to the gym.
Use in a Sentence: After four grueling hours of stuffing envelopes, Gigi elected to skip her workout thanks to her benefitness routine.

Fictionary Entry: doughnation
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: The act of banding together to collectively contribute funds toward a country’s disaster relief.
Use in a Sentence: If she could find a sexy hunk like Clooney for her telethon, Gigi pondered if maybe she, too, could incite her country to make a charitable doughnation.

Fictionary Entry: benefactwhore
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: A charitable socialite who wants her name listed on every event invitation possible.
Use in a Sentence: Gigi worried about her addiction to name fame when she saw herself listed as a committee member for the 152nd event that year and wondered if she had become a benefactwhore.

Fictionary Entry: philanthropissed
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: The self-proclaimed humanitarian who feels they are never credited enough.
Use in a Sentence: After careful consideration, the committee rejected Gigi’s suggestion to put her name in pink neon lights on the new sports arena and informed the philanthropissed that it would be inappropriate.