Dictionary Entry: pseudowhim
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: A fictitious word with humorous undertones; a new entry in the Vivanista slanguage fauxcabulary.

Without further ado, we proudly announce the debut of our whimsical words.

Fictionary Entry: buysexual
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: Characterized by the superficial tendancy to perform sexual acts conditional upon the receipt of material gifts.
Use in a Sentence: Gigi is totally buysexual. Her guy knows how to put the ‘lube’ in Louboutin.

Fictionary Entry: iPood
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: A handheld communication device used in the loo.
Use in a Sentence: Dale ducked into the men’s room to google his date on his iPood so he could get the scoop during his …

Fictionary Entry: licqher
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: A lesbian’s preferred alcoholic beverage
Use in a Sentence: A white Russian is Jesse’s licqher du jour.

Fictionary Entry: STD (Sexual Text from a Drunk)
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: Inappropriate and often vulgar text messages sent while under the influence.
Use in a Sentence: During girls night out, Suzy confessed she had an STD and shared her boyfriend’s porny photo with her friends.

Fictionary Entry: postpart-him depression
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: Compulsive moodiness suffered as the result of male-induced separation anxiety
Use in a Sentence: When Dick left Jane, she wouldn’t even leave the house due to postpart-him depression.

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