barbieengineerLast year, we celebrated the 50th birthday of America’s #1 sweetheart. In honor of her milestone, we bring you our five favorite iterations of the beloved doll. Our suggestion for her next debut…? Botox Barbie, of course.

1. Computer Engineer Barbie® – Silicone representin’ Silicon? She brings a whole new meaning to Valley of the Dolls.

2. Dolly Forever Barbie® by Christian Louboutin – Isn’t it comforting knowing little girls everywhere can begin yearning for $700 shoes before they reach puberty?

3. Malibu Barbie® – Before melanoma, there was the sun-worshipping, tan oil-endorsing quintessential Calfornia girl who encapsulated the ’80s. Her must-have accessory? A bubble gum pink Jeep (sold separately).

4. Fetish Barbie – While she’s not an official Barbie, Nancy Farmer’s irreverent s & m scenes take the doll and her eternal soul mate to a level only adults with a sense of humor can appreciate.  

5. Totally Hair Barbie® – Also known as the best-selling Barbie of all time thanks to her down-to-her-toes hair (ew.) To commemorate, here’s the hilarious commercial from her release in ’92: